Tuesday the 25th of December 2018

The big day is here, and by big day I mean, being jumped and yelled at by my siblings to wake up at god knows what time to open up their presents.

I don’t see how but Harvey was awake at the crack of dawn along with my mum even though we got in at about 1am gone. So I eventually was dragged out of bed and thrown down the stairs to then go back to sleep on the sofa which was then ruined so staying awake was the only available option.

My parcel from the states have only just arrived within our country as the company chose to send it to Germany then ship it over to our great nation. So I am expecting a fee of some sort when I go to pick it up from the sorting office, but anyway it doesn’t matter as it’s Christmas.

As instead I got thee best gift ever alongside a novelty mug and book. Which summarises how niche I am within reality, as it doesn’t take much to impress my small pea sized brain.

Instead of going to a Carvery like we usual do our parents have opted for us all to goto the Harvester which is conveniently down the road from us so we walked. For some god forsaken reason I chose an 8oz Steak and ribs ages ago as I thought they wouldn’t do something like that at Christmas, but they did.

I did look at it for a solid ten minutes and just question myself to how I got to this point in my life, but I ate it in the end somehow…

T’was about half past eight when we finally left the growing hell hole, I went to the toilet and got left behind by my family which led to me walking back alone until Harvey realised I wasn’t there.

There was a trolley at the end of our road for a week now so Harvey decided to get in it whilst I pushed him down the road, considering I had a couple glasses of what ever was on the table I was already everywhere and ended up steering like a maniac.

So I let Harvey push me in it which didn’t go well as I ended up falling out of it, God knows how. But I did hurt my hands and knees which wasn’t quality, so I ran back down the road whilst I was being chased by a trolley. I feel remorse for the residents of our road, slightly..

Monday the 24th of December 2018

Pre-Christmas fun, today we have a trip to the cinema installed instead of going to see Jason perform with ‘The Silver Beatles’ at ‘The Brook’, that was a slight disappointment until I realised, Jason gigs a lot.

I have spent the most of my day laying in bed watching ‘The Office’ because that’s my new found level of “entertainment”, I also use it to work more efficiently. Whilst something plays within the background it blocks out the noice of the house and helps me focus on the task at hand.

I soon found out within my third week of college that working with music on isn’t awfully effective, as I seem to be more focussed upon what is going on in my ears then the work that has to be done. I do it occasionally but instead of having singles playing it has to be full on albums, but when the album stops I stop which isn’t the greatest.

When my mum had gotten home, I was quickly rushed outside to help carry countless bags of presents in which was heavy. But considering I do Brazilian Jiu Jitsu that makes me stronger then most of the people in the house and viable for doing heavy lifting.

I was made to open one of my presents early which was something I was torn upon, but I was grateful either way. I don’t want to make this sound all soppy but after five years I have finally gotten my dream guitar.

I shall go into detail at some point before the new year as it truly deserves its own post.

But anyway the evening soon progressed and Billy came over, as later we are going to see ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ for the second time, this time we will know every upcoming scene and line which will be fun.

Before that though we had a little jam, well attempted because the house is full of children that find noise entertaining for some reason…

Here’s a shoddy picture of us all because we thought it was cool.

I have a new found skill for editing photos, so it essentially makes me cooler than all media students, watch out.

Here are some photos from the rest of our evening also.

Thursday the 20th of December 2018

This morning I started off my day early by sitting in the corridor and watching The Office as I was there very early. By the time lesson started only ten people or so were in which was a lot less than I was expecting, considering it is the last day no one really bothered to come in.

I helped Chris set up Fifa within the lounge room considering he was going to use my personal controller, so that took a good twenty minutes. After that the remaining HNCs and the second years went into the mac suite to do a quiz, I chose to sit in with Dan in his office and talk about our work amongst other things.

When the quiz finished and they took a break and left some of my year group came littered back in and out of the mac suite to finish some of their work before the new year. Whilst Chris played Fifa with a bunch of students, Dan sat in the studio mixing and bouncing some tracks, Jason sat in the mac suite helping out people in my year with their Stylistic Analysis mainly amongst other pieces like Rehearsal Diaries.

Nearing the end of the day, after the Fifa mess was packed up, me and the rest of the second years set up my switch and played Smash bros and Mario Kart which was entertaining for the hour. I had the sudden realisation that my controller had gone and it was returned to Dan or Chris, so I had to stick about until it was returned back to me.

Chris had to take off because some water leak took place, or something along the lines of that which lead to his kids to stay at home so he had to get home as soon as possible. Dan left soon after Chris as he was very tired and starting to get a cold which isn’t the most pleasant thing at this time of year.

So the only person who was left which was Jason, we all sat and played Mario Kart with each other and Jason watched for a while until he decided to go work on Dean’s Stylistic Analysis. When it was my turn to swap off I went and spoke to Jason about how his Christmas is looking and vice versa which was a pleasant end to the day.

I am looking forward to spending time with my family over Christmas whilst giving and receiving gifts, I am not expecting a lot as I don’t want to be spoiled as I am at the age where I could get a job and buy stuff for myself, but I have been struggling to due to my social skills which I will work on as a new years resolution.

I am also looking forward to going back to college to work hard again on the assignment brief because I know composition is my weakest point which is something I have been looking forward to work on ever since my GCSE in Music. I will be sure to post about my time over the next few weeks!

Wednesday the 19th of December 2018

We had the day off of college today if we don’t have to retake English and Maths, so instead of going in, I went out with my mum to Whiteley which was my weekly outing to somewhere that isn’t Gosport or Fareham.

I picked up a few things for college next year, a bunch of stationary really which I do enjoy choosing out and buying which is something I am ashamed of..

When I got in I decided to do some work with some of my new additions which was very satisfying. I have been working up a set list for the new term so when we go in on the first day back we have aims and set goals when in comparison to the other bands, as currently I don’t know how competitive everyone is going to be.

I have set my goals to become the best on guitar in our year and show the best of our abilities within our band; I know with hard work and dedication we can come out on top, this time I won’t have any upsets or put backs.

Tomorrow I am going to go in and get the remaining aspects of my work from Dan so I can put together the final touches on my assignment brief before the new year which is my aim for the end of the week realistically.

It would also be nice to see everyone who decides to come in before we break off for Christmas!

Tuesday the 18th of December 2018

Today we had to get our original song done no matter what otherwise that would have been an aspect of the brief we would have all failed on which isn’t the greatest of news. We sat down for about an hour helping Millie write vocals which turned out great for an hours work, I would have preferred massively to get the work done earlier in term but our vocalist was mostly absent so we needed to ideally work on our set and getting it up to the standard we played with in the evening.

I’ve officially reached boiling point with our guitarist he kept digging into our singer for not being able to achieve her GCSE’s which is difficult for people, I would know; I only just about passed all of mine. So I tried spacing my self away from him for the rest of the day as I felt like just sitting him down and yelling, as it isn’t nice to be constantly heckled at as I had to deal with him throughout secondary.

Besides that, the recording well it took us about four/five takes to get it up to a reasonable standard. It could have been a bit better if we gave it a couple more takes but everyone else was fed up so we left it at that. As soon as it has been uploaded I will add it to my Soundcloud!

Then I went back into the Mac suite to sit about helping Millie a bit with her work until lunch which was fun, she had gotten a bit fed up and upset of Jack at this point so she came with me to put my bass away whilst she let some of her frustration out.

After lunch we had a meeting about “UAL coming in”, but in reality it was a meeting about our new bands next term which was honestly hell, I am definite that trying to comprehend what was going on gave me head trauma.

I am not going to go into too much detail, but Chris did arrange some bands for us to all be in next term which didn’t work as everyone is very fussy on my course which is frustrating for not just me but Chris and Jason also.

So instead of what was arranged by Chris it was agreed that we stay in our original bands but instead of having our guitarist he be swapped to play bass like an absolute chump in another band and we have their bass player instead which will be ten times better, plus I get to make a return to my main instrument which my family and myself are now looking forward to.

I have chosen to spend the rest of the day in the mac suite finishing my Grade 1 Theory book which is now full, I believe I am coming in on Thursday not only to DESTROY Chris at Fifa but for a HNC student to go through and check with me or have the man himself look through it whilst the other students play FIFA, etc; so that will be fun.

Before they both left I was speaking to Chris and Jason about my grades and they think with the amount of effort I have put in since day one that I should be able to reach a distinction. Hopefully I have achieved this, we shall have to wait and see, it is one of my targets for this year which was very demanding from myself from day one…

Monday the 17th of December 2018

This morning I started my day off within the library which was fun, purely because i was locked out of my account all weekend (including Wednesday through to Friday). So I got that sorted out and then I proceeded to word process my Stylistic Analysis for Jason which I set a task of getting it to him today no matter what, which I am proud. 

Then I got over to music and we started our day off in the mac suite talking about all the work we need to get done within the next 3 days which I am concerned about my peers, as I’m more than definite some of them aren’t doing well work wise, but that isn’t my burden in reality.

I started off my Gig Evaluation today and finished it around half three gone which isn’t too bad considering how much detail I put into it. We were mean’t to have rehearsal at some point during today to write an original but that concept got scrapped very quickly after I had to keep correcting our guitarist on his “chord structure” which didn’t work theoretically in anyway at all so I had to keep correcting him which was comical, I don’t mean to be brutal; I’d rather we do things right the first time instead of going back to fix our mistakes in a second take. 

I spent my lunch with Dean as he was having a rough time this morning which was completely understandable, it was a nice change to sitting round with the others as Dean is a lot more down to earth I wanna say. He has asked me to play bass in his band project thing outside of college which I will take a look at as I do to little practically in my own time. 

I then proceeded to spend the rest of the day in the mac suite, I have a couple pages left in my theory book which has been a blast. Almost everything is perfect that I remembered from when Ben taught me, and I now know how intervals work properly as before I only knew what they were and why’d you use them which I think is an achievement in itself.

Grade 3 Theory will be my on going project over Christmas, along with Grade 6 Guitar and then hopefully Grade 4 Bass if I ask Chris nicely…

A Summary of this terms work…

Over the span of September, October, November and December we composed a few 30 second pieces to get us used to Logic in preparation for next year. 

I have got to say everything I produced was absolute garbage, I know for well that composition is my weakest aspect and that I need to work upon it heavily to improve as musician.

I understand completely all of the aspects that are needed to be put into composing and songwriting, but when it comes to getting ideas it takes a while for me to come up with something worth listening to and not some half finished garbage.

Within preparation for the new term I have made a soundcloud which I will be uploading my finished works to, you can check it out here: https://soundcloud.com/elliethorntonmusic .

But if you were wondering what our first pieces were about and or consisted of here they are in no specific order.

  • Fareham News
  • How you see yourself
  • Happiness
  • Ringtone
  • Washing Machine 

I have an idea of what to do next term but I will post about it later on!

Four Foot Shack – Les Claypool’s Duo De Twang

Four Foot Shack is the debut album of Duo de Twang, they’re country music duo formed by my favourite bassist and vocalist Les Claypool and M.I.R.V. guitarist Bryan Kehoe.

The album contains one original song and fourteen cover songs (although many of the covers are Primus or Les Claypool songs which is a bonus). 

It was released on the 4th February 2014 by ATO Records. The genre of the album is Country and Bluegrass. The album lasts for 57 minutes roughly, and it’s definitely worth your time if you’re a fan of Claypool or Primus, or looking for something new to get into or to get some work done. 

The aptly named twosome features Claypool’s signature bass playing and guitarist Bryan Kehoe’s guitar work coloring in and out of the lines of some good ol’ chicken-fried, well, twang paired with sparse percussion. 

A bluegrass version of the Bee Gee’s ‘Stayin’ Alive’ is one thing. It is epic to hear an era-defining classic with belching slap bass and Claypool affecting a swamp-drenched vocal style. But naturally, we’ve come to expect this from Les, a man who takes “not to be taken seriously” more seriously than anyone else in music.

The “ah-ah-ah-ah”’s from the original become “howh-howh-howh-howh” in Claypool’s hands while Kehoe unleashes a funky guitar solo in place of the original’s bridge. Then there’s their take on “Man in the Box.” Here, the grunge anthem is turned into a chugging, Tennessee Three-sounding jamboree, over which Claypool – with his tongue embedded into his cheek at this point – takes Layne Staley’s vocal melody into cartoonishly operatic territory. Elsewhere, their amazing take on a fairly accurate (relatively speaking, of course) recreation of “Battle of New Orleans,” turn Primus’s “Jerry Was a Race Car Driver” into a surprisingly serpentine sprint, and somehow manage to translate the definitive surf-rock track “Pipeline” into a coherent, Western—style soundtrack. You can see the tumbleweeds drift by as Claypool sings the song’s melody with as much satirical gusto as anything he’s recorded.

The album isn’t any kind of milestone or career-defining collection; then again, it isn’t supposed to be, either. I enjoy it greatly as it is a new take on some of my favourite tracks. But in reality it’s simply Les Claypool dicking around with other people’s songs. And, you know what? It’s still more fun than most of the Top 40!

Now That’s What I Call Fareham Music! Wednesday the 12th of December 2018

Before I go on I’d like to thank everyone that took part in last nights show, you all did well and it couldn’t have went smoother to the eyes of the audience. 

On a more personal note, I enjoyed all of the performances I stuck around for, my most memorable moment was after we came upstairs to the backstage part with Chris running upstairs with a cheeky pint, that was hilarious honestly it’s such a vivid image.

Even though everybody I invited and sold tickets too didn’t all turn up; it was reassuring to have Chris, Jason and Dan on the floor. There were a few mistakes per each band which were noticeable to me, when it came to our band the mistakes were from our guitarist and then me missing some during ‘I Want You Back’ because of how fast we played it on stage. With it being our first song on the stretch for me whilst playing the bass line is immense along side not warming up for as long as I would before a rehearsal session as we were too busy watching the other bands.

Anyway, here are some pictures from the evening.

Aural Perception, Tuesday the 11th of December 2018

Here are the songs we went over in today’s lesson!

‘Love Rears Its Ugly Head’ by Living Colour

  • Time Signature – 4/4
  • Tempo – 166bpm (Allegro)
  • Timbre
  • Style – Funk/Soul/Jazz
  • Instrumentation – Strings, Drums, Bass, Distorted Electric Guitar, Male Soul Vocals, Synthetic Trumpet (Keys/Synth) and Male Backing Vocals.
  • Structure 
  • Pitch 
  • Dynamics

God knows why Chris put us through this but here is ‘Beautiful’ by Christina Aguilera. 

  • Time Signature – 4/4
  • Tempo – 76bpm (Andante)
  • Timbre
  • Style – Pop
  • Instrumentation – Piano, (Synth), Female Vocals, Bass, Violin (Strings) and Drums (Processed, Drum Machine).
  • Structure 
  • Pitch 
  • Dynamics

One of my favourites from today’s lesson is ‘Cut the Cake’ by Average White Band.

  • Time Signature – 4/4
  • Tempo – 111bpm (Allegro)
  • Timbre
  • Style – Funk 
  • Instrumentation – Electric Guitars, Male Vocals, Brass (Trumpet/Saxophone), Bass, Drums, Male Backing Vocals, Tambourine and Hand Claps.
  • Structure 
  • Pitch 
  • Dynamics

The final song is called ‘Carry On / Questions’ by Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young.

  • Time Signature – 4/4
  • Tempo – 138bpm (Vivace)
  • Timbre
  • Style – Folk Rock 
  • Instrumentation – Acoustic Guitar, Bass, Male Vocals (four to five) , Electric Guitar, Snare Drum, (Bongos), Chruch Organ, Whole Drum Kit and a Cowbell.
  • Structure 
  • Pitch 
  • Dynamics
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