Day: Dec 25, 2018

The big day is here, and by big day I mean, being jumped and yelled at by my siblings to wake up at god knows what time to open up their presents.

I don’t see how but Harvey was awake at the crack of dawn along with my mum even though we got in at about 1am gone. So I eventually was dragged out of bed and thrown down the stairs to then go back to sleep on the sofa which was then ruined so staying awake was the only available option.

My parcel from the states have only just arrived within our country as the company chose to send it to Germany then ship it over to our great nation. So I am expecting a fee of some sort when I go to pick it up from the sorting office, but anyway it doesn’t matter as it’s Christmas.

As instead I got thee best gift ever alongside a novelty mug and book. Which summarises how niche I am within reality, as it doesn’t take much to impress my small pea sized brain.

Instead of going to a Carvery like we usual do our parents have opted for us all to goto the Harvester which is conveniently down the road from us so we walked. For some god forsaken reason I chose an 8oz Steak and ribs ages ago as I thought they wouldn’t do something like that at Christmas, but they did.

I did look at it for a solid ten minutes and just question myself to how I got to this point in my life, but I ate it in the end somehow…

T’was about half past eight when we finally left the growing hell hole, I went to the toilet and got left behind by my family which led to me walking back alone until Harvey realised I wasn’t there.

There was a trolley at the end of our road for a week now so Harvey decided to get in it whilst I pushed him down the road, considering I had a couple glasses of what ever was on the table I was already everywhere and ended up steering like a maniac.

So I let Harvey push me in it which didn’t go well as I ended up falling out of it, God knows how. But I did hurt my hands and knees which wasn’t quality, so I ran back down the road whilst I was being chased by a trolley. I feel remorse for the residents of our road, slightly..